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If you don’t find her as funny and amazing as I do then, well, something is seriously wrong with you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The incredibly beautiful and continually interesting Diana updated me on a little side project she’s working on. Every day she posts a large number of haikus, some are funny, some are brilliant and they’re all pretty damn amazing. 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