There’s this thing going around on Facebook where people post their top 25 random things about themselves. I personally didn’t post one but my sister posted one and I found it absolutely hilarious and decided to post it here on my blog. I hope you all find it as funny as I do:<\/p>\n
1. I have had 4 surgeries in the past 4 years.<\/p>\n
2. Would love to open up my own school for students with disabilities.<\/p>\n
3. Would love to pick up everything and move to Taromino, Sicily.<\/p>\n
4. I do about 97% of all yard work.<\/p>\n
5. I do about 95% of all house work.<\/p>\n
6. I would like to have another boxer puppy.<\/p>\n
7. I am the most happy when I’m with my son.<\/p>\n
8. I would love to mingle with gorillas. Just call me Dian Fossey.<\/p>\n
9. I would love to open up a restaurant or a bagel place.<\/p>\n
10. I don’t know how to make bagels.<\/p>\n
11. I can never write anything without Chris proofreading it first.<\/p>\n
12. Chris proofread this.<\/p>\n
13. I’m obsessed with organization and have been wanting to go to the container store FOREVER!<\/p>\n
14. Hopefully for Valentines Day, Chris will bring me to the container store.<\/p>\n
15. I’m supposively passive-aggressive. I don’t know about that, what do you think?<\/p>\n
16. I’m self-conscious about several things. So much so that I can’t share them with you.<\/p>\n
17. I hate the gladiator game. Chris, Dan….dorks!<\/p>\n
18. During early high school years I attended a modeling school.<\/p>\n
19. I have huge feet, size 11. HUGE!<\/p>\n
20. I like to steal swords and gold.<\/p>\n
21. I can watch a movie, people die, I don’t cry. If an animal dies, I will cry for an hour.<\/p>\n
22. I used to go to Karate class and loved it, but it killed my back.<\/p>\n
23. I hit a tracter trailer on the turnpike after spinning 4x in a snow storm. Car = Totaled.<\/p>\n
24. I am a certified therapy dog carrier and have taken Sebastian to a lock-down school, retirement home, hospital, and a school for children with cerebral palsy.<\/p>\n
25. In my adulthood, I have only pooped twice in a public place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"