[a knock at the drawing
room door. Sir John walks
John: Poop stains make me rain on fluorescent
Go fart in your mouth you Drano chugging skin
John: After the torch is lit you can suck on
my pig testicles.
Elsel: Then run away and throw pennies to the
Only if the pennies spark into the light of
the sun chips eyes.
Elsel: And so they shall, but not as brightly
as they light up my asshole on new years eve.
What brings you hear tonight sir
I’ll tell you what brings me here
tonight. I have a quart of scotch rotting away at the inner lining of my
intestines, my farts smell like diarrhea and I can’t figure out if the sun
is gonna stay or if it’s gonna stay
Elsel: Yes, I noticed this. care for a
John: Yes, I think I would.
[Sir Elsel fetches Sir John
I say old chap, fancy going out for a
John: This is a strong
Elsel: Is our young friend Lady Stephanie
shackled to her work duties this
John: Yes, she has been selected to labor for
additional hours today. From 2 in the pm to 11:15 in the
Elsel: That most greatly sucks the cock of the
You used the term swallow, my
Elsel: I select many such terms to shit out of
my mouth, my well spoken
John: Yes, that you
Elsel: Alas, I can think of no others who may
be famished and require a well-prepared meal this evening.
John: Perhaps i can send an inquiry to Sir
Elsel: Jolly good selection my friend, for I
haven’t stroked Sir Bryan’s words in a great
John: What kind of cuisine should we partake
Elsel: I’m game for anything my
John: How does seafood
Elsel: I prefer landfood, but seafood can
adequately fill my stomach.
John: Good, I don’t care much for
I see. Why don’t you call sir bryan and
ask him to join us?
John phones Sir Bryan]
John: Sir Bryan! How are thee. Listen old boy,
Sir Elsel and I were wondering if you’d like to join us for a
well-prepared meal tonight. Preferably
Sir John to Sir Elsel:
He’s going to Sir Luckies in
Elsel: Oh, so he’s having cock for diner
Elsel: Let me speak to
[Sir John hands the
phone to Sir Elsel]
Elsel: Hello Sir Bryan... Sir Elsel speaking.
Sir John tells me your having cock for dinner
Elsel: Yes, I know you love cock. We all love
something don’t we?
Elsel: Yes, it is a shame, and we shall try to
enjoy ourselves without your company. However, we
must set aside a time in the near future so
we can engage in a little cock fighting of our own... for it has
been such a long time since I have sucked the
juice from your stem.
Elsel: Farewell Sir Bryan, enjoy your
[Sir Elsel hangs
the phone up]
John: Well, shall
Elsel: I suppose we shall... after
[Sir Elsel and Sir John
put their drinks down and grab their coats and walk out the